The Physics of Easter

Easter used to be a conundrum for me. I understood it was supposed to be a celebration of some sort, but couldn’t understand why somebody had to die to and come back to life to make the Bunny appear.

As it turns out, there is a perfectly viable physics framework that makes it easy for God to come to my front door, and then go back whence he came. Please read on.

It’s called Binary Dimension Theory, and it’s easy.

Binary Dimension Theory gives us another gift, and it is a good one.

As the first Physics Theory (that I know of), that postulates a defined boundary between Our physical world and something incredibly different, Easter becomes a probability, not a possibility.

Elsewhere in The Pool you will find reference to Higgs Gates. You will also find a correlation between Higgs Gates and Heaven, if you swim long enough.

For Christians, in particular, the Higgs Gate is good news, because it acts as a portal out of, and into, our Dimensioned Universe, and is the basis of The Easter Story.

So is it possible to pass through a Higgs Gate? Yes, it is where the elements that constitute your body, and where your soul came from, though not likely simultaneously.

Can your soul go back? Yes. Can the constituents of your body go back? Surely. Binary Dimension Theory is built around the Higgs Gate as a boundary into and out of our Dimensioned Universe.

So could Jesus, or (fill in your favorite faith entity), have passed through, and then returned through a Higgs Gate? Yes, of course. Souls travel Higgs Gates unimpeded.

Suddenly Easter is no longer an article of blind faith. It is instead an imminently possible, and highly probable construct of Theoretical Physics.

Happy Easter!

Binary Dimension Theology

SPOILER ALERT !!! – Binary Dimension Theory includes a perfectly believable framework for Heaven and Hell.

Exploring the intersection of God and Science is really cool, but you will rarely, if ever, find much written about it.

It is easy to find theological texts like the Bible and Koran, and easy to find geeky books on math and physics, but they are mutually exclusive in content.

We argue so much over simple stuff like gravity and energy, that nobody even dares to take on how God fits in.

We argue so much about faith that nobody tries to describe it in terms of math or physics.

Well, good news. You are in the right place.

If you spend much time in The Pool, the swimming elephant becomes overwhelmingly obvious.

It is best to have a good look at how God and science intersect, at least once, and file it away, because we will all see this elephant again, at the right time.

Theology is, at it’s roots, a Binary Theory.

Good vs Bad, Light vs Darkness, Heaven vs Hell, ( (Insert your name for God here) vs ( Insert your name for Satan here)). Every belief system includes this binary construct, at least all that I have come in contact with.

So the question becomes, how do the Dimensioned and the Undimensioned fit into theology at all?

Let us loosely recap both binary pieces.

The Undimensioned is  unbounded, The Dimensioned is bounded by, well, Dimension.

The Undimensioned’s identity is anybody’s guess.  My best guess is that it is the superset of the pair, which implies that it is the wellspring of The Dimensioned.

The Dimensioned’s identity, on the other hand, is plainly obvious. It is filled to the gills with near absolute zero temperatures, absolute vacuums, oh, and stars and quasars and magnetars and black holes and other incredibly hot stuff that burns forever. Gee that sounds familiar.

So the elephant in the pool looks like this:

The Undimensioned is God, and the Dimensioned is where God manifests as observable stuff in all the forms our senses can detect, and more.

So does that mean that a version of Hell is in the neighborhood? Maybe. The earth’s upper crust, which is not far beneath your feet, is a tepid 3000 degrees farenheit. Near Absolute Zero hovers just miles above our heads. Do the math.

Enough of that thinking. Too disturbing.

Please note,  the Higgs Gate is a pivotal piece of Binary Dimension Theology, because it defines the boundary between the conditions we could interpret as Heaven and the conditions we would surely interpret as Hellish. And, because every unit of dimension is tethered to a Higgs Gate, we are connected to God all the time. It is pretty much what the Church people talk about, although they offer it as blind faith. How they actually got it right is beyond me.

Honestly, the direct connect to God is the coolest part of Binary Dimension Theory.

Oh, but be careful. It also means that the conditions we associate with Satan are in our dimensioned neighborhood, but you probably already figured that out.

Binary Dimension Theory is fundamental to my faith, and it could be fundamental to yours too, if you learn to swim in the The Pool. No blind faith required.

It just makes sense.